neurotic Iraqi wife
April 01, 2008
April Fools Trophy of the Century...
I had a few ideas for April Fools today. Call HUBBY and tell him I quit my job. Call HUBBBY and tell him I chopped my hair off. Call HUBBY and tell him I quit smoking yeah right! Or call HUBBY and tell him that there was the most hugest blast ever in the GZ and theyve started to evacuate us!(Thats nasty, I know) But then I thought about it, and realized, I wasnt gonna do any of that because one, I wasnt in the mood to joke, and two,there are a few people out there who can do this much much better than I would. People who can fool the whole world. Not just fool one person, but 6.60 billion people. You decide which one deserves the Trophy. The April Fools Trophy of the Century...
Candidate Number One
Al Maliki, who I cannot Friggin believe just stated today that Last week’s battles IS A SUCCESS!!! Is he pulling an April Fools on us??? Is that possible? Article
BAGHDAD - Iraq's prime minister says the military operation to clear the southern city of Basra of Shiite militia violence has been a "success."
Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said in a statement Tuesday that his office will recruit 10,000 more police and army forces and will move to enhance public services in Iraq's second-largest city.
His comments come after a peace deal between radical Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr and the Iraqi government has brought a tense calm following a week of clashes.
The ferocious resistance by militia fighters has left the U.S.-backed prime minister politically battered and humbled within his own Shiite power base.
But he says the crackdown achieved "security, stability and success" in Basra.
Candidate Number Two:
Bush, who back in May 2003, stated that “We have prevailed”
Admiral Kelly, Captain Card, officers and sailors of the USS Abraham Lincoln, my fellow Americans: Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the Battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed. And now our coalition is engaged in securing and reconstructing that country.
Candidate Number Three:
McCain: Back in March 2006
"There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods, today," he said, when asked to highlight something positive about what American forces have been able to accomplish in Iraq.
Yup, he forgot to mention he was there wearing his high tech bullet proof vest, and twenty or so security guards and tanks!!!
Candidate Number Four:
The one and only Muqtada aka Muti, aka "Sayder" who in February said he wants to concentrate on his studies!!!
Al-Sadr said his withdrawal from public view was motivated in part by his desire to focus on his studies to become a mujtahid, or a religious authority.
But he made clear that he remained in charge of his political movement — his loyalists have 30 of parliament's 275 seats — by personally overseeing the work of a ruling committee."Who among you doesn't want me to be a mujtahid?" he said. "I have given the community five years (of my life), now I want a few years to study."
You decide:
Candidate Number One
Al Maliki, who I cannot Friggin believe just stated today that Last week’s battles IS A SUCCESS!!! Is he pulling an April Fools on us??? Is that possible? Article
BAGHDAD - Iraq's prime minister says the military operation to clear the southern city of Basra of Shiite militia violence has been a "success."
Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said in a statement Tuesday that his office will recruit 10,000 more police and army forces and will move to enhance public services in Iraq's second-largest city.
His comments come after a peace deal between radical Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr and the Iraqi government has brought a tense calm following a week of clashes.
The ferocious resistance by militia fighters has left the U.S.-backed prime minister politically battered and humbled within his own Shiite power base.
But he says the crackdown achieved "security, stability and success" in Basra.
Candidate Number Two:
Bush, who back in May 2003, stated that “We have prevailed”
Admiral Kelly, Captain Card, officers and sailors of the USS Abraham Lincoln, my fellow Americans: Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the Battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed. And now our coalition is engaged in securing and reconstructing that country.
Candidate Number Three:
McCain: Back in March 2006
"There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods, today," he said, when asked to highlight something positive about what American forces have been able to accomplish in Iraq.
Yup, he forgot to mention he was there wearing his high tech bullet proof vest, and twenty or so security guards and tanks!!!
Candidate Number Four:
The one and only Muqtada aka Muti, aka "Sayder" who in February said he wants to concentrate on his studies!!!
Al-Sadr said his withdrawal from public view was motivated in part by his desire to focus on his studies to become a mujtahid, or a religious authority.
But he made clear that he remained in charge of his political movement — his loyalists have 30 of parliament's 275 seats — by personally overseeing the work of a ruling committee."Who among you doesn't want me to be a mujtahid?" he said. "I have given the community five years (of my life), now I want a few years to study."
You decide:
24 Comments:
Where is the 'All of the Above' button?
Anon, I left it out on purpose. We need to choose the most foolish of them all!!!
I choose the World population at large. For watching children suffer, while a small population of humanity kills for political and religious ideologies.
Hi Neurotic Wife,
Your blog is great-- very honest and insightful. I was hoping I could ask you a few questions for my website PoliticalBase.com. If you have time, could we exchange emails? My email is stephanie@politicalbase.com.
Thanks, and keep up the great work.
Those Men Listed aren't Children. Children are Fools and God Bless them. Children Start The World. You are keeping the wrong fools in your heart. Those Men are Distractions.
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They are all fools, but I have to say that Bush tops my list. I cringe when I hear him speak and can't even believe that the Americans voted him for a second term!
~Deborah
neurotica, you can use soulseek (www.slsknet.org) to download some music. it works pretty much like the defunct Napster and you can find almost everything with this program.
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These aren't positions these are lines for a Dance Club?
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I used to do the same thing with Water Colors.
fuck this.
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hey thanx for this post ; it inspired me to do some joke picture thingie. :)
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Hi NIW,
I was just browsing the internet and saw this:
"The U.S. military says rocket or mortar attacks against the U.S.-protected Green Zone and a military base elsewhere in Baghdad have killed three American service members and wounded 31.
A military official says two U.S. troops were killed and 17 wounded when rockets struck the Green Zone in central Baghdad."
NIW, I worry for your safety and the safety of your colleagues. I hope everything is okay for you in the green zone. Please take care!
Hello NIW...as the above mentioned about the GZ being hit, hope you are safe.
For some, every day life must be an April Fools Day Joke that never ends.
I vote for Bush, from the choices above. Of all peps, he should know better.
Wishing you all the best. Hugs.
Where we keep our diseases and why we like them. This Buch Character is still getting over a Serious(SERIOUS!)case of America. His disease won't even obtain dormancy for another 3 years at least. Presidents, get 'em while they're hot.
The market of the Dubai real estate will recover in 2011 after a fall of the prices this year. It's may be the condition of Low Prices Dubai Property untill 2011.
Even Dubai and Abu Dhabi The Top City for the right now, but in 2009 will be the year of the reduction for Dubai Property, 2010 will be probably a year of stabilization, and in the 2011 we believe that the re-establishment will occur.
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