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neurotic Iraqi wife

March 31, 2008

Because I got High...

Wow, I have never seen such happy faces since the Iraqi team won the Asia cup back in July. To see the relieved faces of my Iraqi coworkers who came to work is something I cannot describe in words. Its strange, they told me, theyre finally out of their prison. While the freedom they enjoy is MY prison. Just like my last post I guess, One man’s misery is another man’s gains, or in this case JOY. A Dusty Joy, since we have a yucky dust storm.

They said that although the curfew was lifted it still ongoing for Sadr City, Shu3la and Kadhmiya. Its weird, cuz as I was telling each and everyone of them “Hamdilla 3al Salama” as in (thank God for your safety), they were far more concerned about us and the attacks we had. “We are much safer” Hayder who lives in the red zone said. “Its you guys who are in danger. You are a clear target for them”. I just smiled and said my usual “Allah il Hafudh” (God is our protector).

I have talked to atleast 10 people who live all over the place. They did say the situation was extremely bad and heavy fighting was heard all over, BUT, not as bad as everyone made it to be. One guy, who actually lives in one of the hot spots, Jamila, said that the American tanks only stayed on the outskirts of the neighbourhood. He also mentioned that JAM were all over the place with their machine guns and artillery. When I asked him if he had seen Iraqi Army anywhere, he said “Nope, none of them, the streets were plagued with JAM. And every few minutes we heard explosions because they dug bombs in the roads”

Im not sure if this truce is a good one. To be honest, its just an exact replay of what happened a year or so ago. Its like everyone (the government, “Sayder” and so called fighters) go through a PMS cycle, albeit with real long intervals in between, unlike us women where we suffer every darn month. UGHHHHH. So if Maliki stops the fighting now, what has he achieved? What has all this achieved? A BIG FAT NOTHING. Six months from now, and all the hormones will flare up again, and the fighting will start!!!


There is a lot of misconception that Sadr offered this truce because he was being hammered. UNTRUE. This is just a ploy. A card he is playing so everyone can say “Aaaaaah what a hero, he really does care”. What utter bullshit. This guy does not have an inkling of a grain of care in his system. He doesn’t give a damn shit about the Iraqi people. Not a single government person nor any leader care about the Iraqis. “SAYDER” wants everyone to see him as a hero. As a compassionate leader. That is the real reason behind his so called truce.

It was a joke on all the Iraqi channels last night. As I was trying to get the latest news, all of a sudden the “3iraqiya” (State owned) Kept referring to Sadr as the respectable Mr Sadr may god bless him said so and so. While just a few days ago, they were against the guy. I hate the media. Such bunch of hypocrites. No, I know, nothing new. Im very disappointed. I was hoping, REALLY hoping that Maliki’s balls were filled with tough testosterone but I knew it wasn’t gonna last. Turns out his balls ARE EMPTYYYYYYYY!!!

I asked another guy, Adnan, about the food situation and how they managed. He said that it wasn’t that bad. He said many people took precautions beforehand. What helped is the canned food they had. Yes bread and fresh vegetables weren’t available since the shops were closed, but people still had food in their houses. But we shouldn’t forget about those who get paid a daily wage. Now these are the ones that suffered the most. These are the real victims, who cannot afford to stock up a week or even 3 days in advance.

As I write this, I can hear my Iraqi colleagues talk and joke. I can hear the great relief in their voices echoing all around. They say the truce is good. That’s what some said. Others share my opinion, that this hasn’t achieved anything but havoc and that Maliki turned out to be a great wuss. Again nothing new.


Adnan said "we are sick and tired of being afraid from JAM. They are criminals. Maliki should have continued with the operation and eliminated them, but we know this will never happen. Muqtada has a huge backing and millions of supporters. I have 2 young daughters, and the only reason Im working here is to have the chance to leave using the US Visa. I cant have them suffer through this again. Im counting the days until my 12 months are over, and then, then I will be leaving this place and will never look back". Its all about money another guy said. "Im sure Maliki and Sadr broke a deal about the billions of oil barrels in Basrah".

As you probably read already, we had really nice fireworks again today. But no whooshing sounds, so they must have been mortars and not rockets. I also got busted last night because I was caught without having the protective metal inside those “beautiful” vests. Ughhhh… HUBBY said I deserved it, lol…I also started listening to my music. I just put my headset on so I don’t hear whatever is going on outside. (If you guys have any nice song suggestions please do tell me, I like everything except Jazz. I listen to Iraqi/Arabic, Spanish, Country, techno, alternative, you name it I listen to it).


Seven mugs of coffee, one redbull (8 peeing trips to the bathroom, yeah I dunno why I feel obliged to share this particular info) plus my energy vitamins, and Im as high as can be!!! Wooooohooooo. No whooshing sound will ever get me now :)Because I got High (listening to the Afroman song)….Because I got High...


Footnote:A 2 week article which I just found. Very interesting.
posted by neurotic_wife at 3:31 PM

9 Comments:

I agree with you on the Sadr view. Another ploy to stall for awhile, seems the American's fall for this quite alot.
In the Western news cycle, the U.S. leader was saying the Iraqi army was leading the assault, and it was a defining moment. So another defining moment whimpers into history, surrounded by lies. I think Sadr is not the only one lacking from a set of balls!
Democracy was founded and fought for by 'the people', it can not be imposed, for it's price is great. When the Iraqi people have had enough of leaders who kill or leaders without balls,who hid behind their position, then democracy will have a chance.
Well, back to watching the 'bubble gum' news cycle of the Western news. CNN is saying that Iran helped end the fight in Basra and the operation was a success! And to funny that you got caught without the metal pieces in your vest, did you get a fine?
Oh, and this song you will find very interesting, as you see it everyday. Singer: Gowan...Song:Guerilla Soldier

March 31, 2008 at 6:17 PM  

I'm listening to Roger Miller's Golden Hits album this morning. It's the best collection of his songs IMO. Remember: "You can't drive around with a tiger in your car, but you can be happy if you've a mind to".

March 31, 2008 at 8:02 PM  

Something beneath the Earth held a bridge between Skin Coloration, the Sun and Blood. Transient Eugenics and the fire that holds our Hearths above beast. Some would claim the Syrian Centers as those who sought Magic over Natural Law to bind a People. Diplomatic Reign over great distance began focusing Speech from Aesthetic investigation. This stranger danger became the shackled following of Communication in the form of undisciplined visceral defecation. Selfish gratification sovereign ruled in the teats of afterbirth. Every Cleric without need of a pair of spectacles deduced, "I know where that shit leads." The same path Mother's Milk takes on the path of pacification. Disease washes away like electrical current fastened within a diode. Hormonal recourse can hold a state of birth indefinitely without the strength of the Earth and the energy of the people. Surmounting pacification threatens the Stables with Magical insult the conduct of real people unbalanced in fornication. Without Visceral control we give all people the advantage of sharing. The advantage of living with strength and unity. The diplomacy of contact, stables swept as a child takes his or her first step. A simple solution.

March 31, 2008 at 10:08 PM  

My favorite song of the moment is "By Your Side" by Sade. It's an older song, but I absolutely love the words.

Always,
Melanie

April 1, 2008 at 5:45 AM  

NEUROTICA LUV;IT IS OBVIOUS THAT ALL THAT LOT SITTING IN OFFICIALDOME THERE;!! ARE FOR THE BEST PART;!! AXIS OF EVILIRANIEN STOOGE-PUPPETS & ALL THE FIREWORKS IS NO MORE THAN THAT JUST TO PUT ON A SHOW & THEN PLAY A THEATRICAL REHEARSED GAME OF WHO´S GOODY TWO SHOES ;HONESTLY UNTIL & UNLESS´THE SOURCE OF THE SORCERY SINNISTER VINDICTIVE EVILIRAN IS RUBBED OFF & OUT OF THE AREA COMPLETELY INCLUDING LEBANON ;SYRIA & THE REGION ;UNTIL THEN ;YOU´LL HAVE THESE EVIL CHARACTERS IN ALL FORMS SHAPES & SIZES PLAYING GAMES & PUTTING ON A SHOW FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE ONLOOKING AUDIENCE!!?? OUR ALLIED NATIONS & FORCES & IT SAYS LITTLE FOR OUR ABILITY; IN TAKING ACTION ;SOONER RATHER THAN LATER ;AGAINST THE EVIL IRAN & TAKING THE ROOTS OF THE WHOLE PROBLEM OUT & PLUCKED FROM ANY GROUND THAT IT MAY CAUSE PROBLEMS IN;SO THE AS SOON AS THE CAUSEOF THE PROBLEM IS OBLITERRATED THEN ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS ALL ROUND SHALL SHRIVEL & WILT LIKE A BROKEN BRANCH ;THE SNIVELLING DRIVELLING IDIOTS THAT THEY ARE;!!ALL THE FIREWORK SHOWS SHALL REMAIN JUST THAT ??SHOWS & NOTHING RESOLVED UNTIL THE MAIN SOURCE OF EVIL IS RUBBED OFF IN FULL;UNTIL THEN LET´S TALK MUSIC HHHHMMM MY MUSICAL TASTE SPANS THE CENTURIES CHAMBER MUSIC CLASSICAL & THE DECADES FROM THE 50s-60s -70s-80s-90s 2000+ etc MAY I SUGGEST THE BIG "L" STATION RADIO LISTEN ON LINE WWW.bigl.co.uk" BIG L CLICK ON HOME BIG "L" & LISTEN ON LINE & OR OFCOURSE OUR WWW.bfbs.com" LISTEN ON LINE ;IF YOU´D LIKE NEUROTICA LUV I SHALL SEND YOU A DIRECT LISTING OF TITLES "Olaff@gowin.eu" ANYTIME YOU LIKE DARLING ALL THE VERY BEST MATEYS & KINDEST REGARDS WWW.bfbs.com " AS ALWAYS YOUR OLAFF:)

April 1, 2008 at 6:03 AM  

mmm music... heres some of what im listening to... the new foo fighters cd, linkin park, feist, bob dylan, M.I.A., telepopmusik-breathe
cheers
MK

April 1, 2008 at 8:45 AM  

Lol whitehawk..No I didnt get fined. But whats the worse they can do? send me home???YAAAAAAAAAAAY...Thanx for the music suggestion

CMAR, umm never heard of him...I know Im not as educated as I wanna be in the music department...Will google the song...

Now Sade, is one of my favourate singers. I really like her style and her songs!!!And I love that particular song...

MK, cool...I heard the foofighters the other day in the awards ceremony...Very nice. Do you like maroon 5? My favourate music is that of the 80's and 90's just like Olaff suggested. These were simply the best.

April 1, 2008 at 4:37 PM  

My music recommendations:

Lily Allen, Everything's Just Wonderful
Paulo Nutini, New Shoes, Jenny Don't be Hasty
Jamiroquai, Canned Heat
Feist, 1234
Guster, Manifest Destiny
Gomez, See the World
Regina Spektor, Fidelity, Music Box
Kings of Leon, Four Kicks, The Bucket

I like many songs by those artists, but if you aren't familiar with them, those songs are a good starting point.

April 4, 2008 at 3:15 AM  

Oh hey, I know this is completely off topic, but I don't remember what post was talking about job opportunities. My brother works for aep and they are very short staffed at the moment.

http://www.aep.com/

He works in Columbus, Ohio. The best I can describe his job is that he monitors the amount of power being generated based on demand, weather patters etc, he also buys and sells power from other companies to put on the grid. Sorry I don't know his official title but like I said they are short staffed for his position and are actively looking for additional staff. Pass the tip along to whomever you know in the US Neurotica. And if they don't have experience tell them to try anyway my brothers major in college was completely unrelated.

April 4, 2008 at 3:22 AM  

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