neurotic Iraqi wife
March 30, 2008
One Man's Misery, is Another Man's Gains...
Neurotic Iraqi Wife Times Newspaper Headlines for today:
TWENTY SIX MILLION Iraqis take part in the EARTH HOUR of Darkness
Twenty six million or is it 22 now? Have taken part in the Earth Hour of Darkness last night. An Official who shall remain nameless because he is not authorized to speak to the media disclosed to the Neurotic Iraqi Wife bureau, that the inhabitants of all 18 governorates in Iraq have been the first to take this initiative since the year 2003. That same official showed great discontent that his country was not applauded in any media source for the great efforts in conserving worldwide energy.
“This is despicable”, he spat at the Chief Editor who happened to be none other than Neurotica herself. Neurotica just stood there holding the vanilla scented candle in one hand and shielding her face from the man’s saliva in the other. “We are the only country in the whole world who have been conserving Energy in a continious manner!!!”, "Where is the World media? Where is Bush? We deserve a lifetime medal for this great achievement" the official continued.
“Ssshhhhh, do you hear that?” Neurotica suddenly interrupted the Official while concentrating really hard to the sound. “Its that darn wooooooshing sound. The wooooshing rocket sound. Dont you hear it?”
The official looked at Neurotica with disgust, shook his head and said “You’ve lost it, there is NOOOOOO wooooshing sound. Its been “awfully” quiet, too quiet this morning in the Green Zone, if you ask me. These are helicopters hovering above. I think youre starting to hallucinate!"
“Hmmm Helicopters? Darn, I cant get rid of the woosh in my ears anymore, its stuck in my head” Neurotica mumbled while the official walked away shaking his head in dismay.
Sorry I just had to do that. It’s a great irony to see people “celebrating” darkness when Iraqis have been SUFFERING due and through the darkness!!! But then again, One Man's Misery is Another Man’s Gains....
TWENTY SIX MILLION Iraqis take part in the EARTH HOUR of Darkness
Twenty six million or is it 22 now? Have taken part in the Earth Hour of Darkness last night. An Official who shall remain nameless because he is not authorized to speak to the media disclosed to the Neurotic Iraqi Wife bureau, that the inhabitants of all 18 governorates in Iraq have been the first to take this initiative since the year 2003. That same official showed great discontent that his country was not applauded in any media source for the great efforts in conserving worldwide energy.
“This is despicable”, he spat at the Chief Editor who happened to be none other than Neurotica herself. Neurotica just stood there holding the vanilla scented candle in one hand and shielding her face from the man’s saliva in the other. “We are the only country in the whole world who have been conserving Energy in a continious manner!!!”, "Where is the World media? Where is Bush? We deserve a lifetime medal for this great achievement" the official continued.
“Ssshhhhh, do you hear that?” Neurotica suddenly interrupted the Official while concentrating really hard to the sound. “Its that darn wooooooshing sound. The wooooshing rocket sound. Dont you hear it?”
The official looked at Neurotica with disgust, shook his head and said “You’ve lost it, there is NOOOOOO wooooshing sound. Its been “awfully” quiet, too quiet this morning in the Green Zone, if you ask me. These are helicopters hovering above. I think youre starting to hallucinate!"
“Hmmm Helicopters? Darn, I cant get rid of the woosh in my ears anymore, its stuck in my head” Neurotica mumbled while the official walked away shaking his head in dismay.
Sorry I just had to do that. It’s a great irony to see people “celebrating” darkness when Iraqis have been SUFFERING due and through the darkness!!! But then again, One Man's Misery is Another Man’s Gains....
12 Comments:
First I'd heard of it was on the news at the same time I was reading your blog. Not as much fun as the international Spin Til Yur Dizzy movement I tried to get going back in '75 though. Unfortunately many injuries were reported during the Hour of Darkness when many people mistakenly turned their car headlights off causing massive freeway pileups. News at 11. Solo
lol, very funny neurotica. but i wonder if this thing is really good for the planet. aren't candles more polluting than electric lights? and it's widely known that people produce more children when there is no tv to watch, which means more individuals in this already overpopulated planet.
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very profound neurotica...have no words to express...
Iraqi lower class has no lights?
Asia's bad habits?
Hi NIW,
Since wooooshing is popping up more often, I just wanted to share an piece of info with you that may or may not help considering the circumstances and that is "if you hear the wooshing, then you don't have to woory about that particular bomb". If a bomb is heading somewhere, people whom are in that target area won't hear it. I heard this many times from people with first hand experience fighting on the frontlines. As I said, it may not help but you may at least know that what you hear is heading somewhere else which can be comforting sometimes.
Usama
Usama, that is very true for mortar and artillery rounds. You only hear the sound if they are traveling over your head, past you. It may not be true for rockets though. Rockets have their own propellant that continues to burn like a small jet engine while the rocket is in flight. It may be that you can hear them even as they are coming towards you. It depends on whether the rocket is moving faster than the speed of sound I suppose. I've never had anyone fire rockets at me, so I'm not sure about that one.
NEUROTICA LUV ;FANCY THAT GEYSER FOAMING AT THE MOUTH & SPITIING & TROTTING OFF DISGRUNTLED?????!!!& ALL DUE TO PRAISING ;?LIGHTS OUT SAVING ENERGY; OR ABAITING GLOBALWARMING!!CAN´T TELL IF HE HAD BEEN ALL THERE UP IN HIS NODDDDDLLLEE??!!OR NEEDE A BIT OF PSYCHO-THERAPY??!!THE PEOPLE AROUND THE COUNTRY HAVE PUT UP WITH ENERGY SAVINGS LIGHTS OUT FOR YEARS NOW & IT CONTINUES IT SEEMS??!YOURS AS ALWAYS OLAFF
Energy in absolute supply MUST be USED in redundant coordination or the ENERGY simply does not exist. Reasonable necessity is the only specification counted and is usually embarrassing conduct when a system compromises initial staging. A measure of insult. ...(don't insult those people they're fucking shooting everyone.)I mean Turn up the Jewish Mysticism...Turn that Shit up! Ahhh Christ what in the Hell is it...MARY'S NATURALLY STONED. I can't say they that, that was the only,... this giant portraiture at Church they threw Rocks at Mary...stones at Mary. Soaked that yellow Area around dying Mary so and so, Tears. yeah yeah the color of sand looks like the cigarette soaked wall coverings in Neurotica's light diode reverse diving drum for yellow rectangle exploration. WHAM SPONGE BOB MARY! RESILIENCE. Resilience is responsible. Got it.
Are we children if we Love Resilience?..cause I'm kinda pissed off about some stuff and the answer isn't turning off the blender, over cautious as I might already be...The blender is a very effective instrument for heightening awareness. Then again kids need a cooperative entertain moderating blender stability and control with in limits warranting them their ...Lives. Right, do I need to go out and buy a blender? conceptually viable? It just a whir? HAhahaHHAHAa I'm going to Hell. Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Solo, seriously Iraqis have suffered so much because of lack of Electricity, and people are trying to conserve the planet!!!
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Thanx Nikita...
Usama and PG funny you say that, cuz my Col said those exact same words yesterday. He said and I quote "If you do hear the whooshing sound, then thats good, that means theyre not headed this way" But I thought he was just trying to calm people down, until you guys mentioned it, I realised, huh, it must be true. But I dont understand the logic behind it :(
Lol Olaff, I just thought it was soooo ironic that Iraqis are suffering and yet people are celebrating...oh well...
nNEUROTICA LUV ;YOU´RE RIGHT LOL;LOL;DARLING IT IS RIDIC.!!?? THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE AN ABSOLUTE MISERY OF IT ALL & FOR YEARS ON END ??SHOULD HAVE TO PROVE THEMSELVES FURTHER!!??? ;AS IF THEY HAVEN´T MORE THAN SAVED ENERGY FOR YEARS ON END BY SIMPLY NOT HAVING ANY PROVIDED????!!ALL THE BEST LUV & KINDEST OF REGARDS WWW.bfbs.com.YOURS AS ALWAYS OLAFF
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