neurotic Iraqi wife

Darn Im so disappointed. I called HUBBY and he said that he cant make it tomorrow. I was so pissed of, my excitement just went down the drains. I know theres only 2 more days, but he's in Kuwait, when he could be here, WITH MEEEEEEEE.... GRRRRRRR. I swear men are so thoughtless sometimes. When I asked him why couldnt he make it, he answered me in his usual way "I just cant". Talk about selfishness. Talk about horrible, cold, callous, unemotional, heartless $^%&^&**&&*&. I cant describe my anger and my sadness. Im soooooo UGHHHHHHHHH, I can kill someone!!!!

Oh well, if you fell for that then all I can say is GOTCHA. Hehe. HUBBY IS, HUBBY IS, HUBBY IS COMING TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!Did you guys hear that or shall I shout LOUDER???? HUBBY IS COMING TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Im sure now you heard it wherever you are!!!!

Im so happy, no Im delirious, no, Im exstatic, no no no Im over the moooooooooooooooon!!!! Finally, finally in less than 24 hours, my eyes are gonna pop out, my eyes are gonna see HUBBY. THUD THUD THUD THUD, can you hear my heart??? Can you hear the thudding, its excited as well, and overjoyed. Im typing this and Im in disbelief. So the groomin had to go underway FAST.....

Therefore I had to go and do waxing, and MY GOD, was that painful or what. I had taken 2 painkillers before I went, even the darn pills didnt work. You know when you wanna scream but have to keep it inside, well I tried that at first, but my pain was so excruciating that I screamed my head off. Thank God the place was empty. Or else they would have thought I was being tortured. Infact it was torture, ouch... And where did the damn ingrown hairs come from I have no idea. It took the lady 1 bloody hour to do everything. Well not everything really, cuz, as she got to the ahem, bikini area, I let out a screech that probably deafened the poor woman's ear drums. I couldnt take anymore, and told her to stop halfway. So HUBBY is gonna see a new design, one done and another undone, hehe. Serves him right for leaving me!!!!Then I went and did my hair, and voila I look like a new bride again. Everything is in place, except for the Umm, no silly, not that, tsk tsk tsk, I meant the nail varnish. Will do that tomorrow...

I have to confess that I had a brilliant day. Cuz Guess what also, they found my money!!!!!!!!Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. And me being me, I started crying from the shock. The man said your money is good (halal). Thats why God returned it to you. I couldnt talk for 5 minutes. Even the "Thank you" came out jibberish mixed with sobs and disbelief. Till now my eyes tear when I remember that moment, the moment the man handed me the envelope and told me its good money. People began to stare but who cares. God loves me, and for me it was the most powerful message that I have received from my God. I thanked him a hundred times, thanked him for showing me a sign, a sign that I almost lost hope in getting..... Again my joy wasnt about the money, no, cuz I had lost hope, its about realising the power of a miracle, and for me this is a miracle. It was 10 days since I lost it, the place was swarming with people. I had called the next day and the man said there was no such thing found. So for me this is a miracle, a miracle from God.....And here I am with you counting the last 24 hours......YAYYYYYYYY

This is it, THE FINAL COUNTDOWN........