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neurotic Iraqi wife

June 03, 2008

Things I hate About People at Work...

Ten things I cant stand about the men and women, both the expats AND Military who work here, but I am forced to live with because there is no where else to go in this enclosed T-walled society;

I cant stand it when Men:

1- Scratch their umm nuts in public while having a conversation in the middle of the hallway. YUCK. The bathroom is just a few steps away!!!
2- Pick their noses or spit out their phlegm while making the most horrendous noises ever (kinda reminds me of the cabbies in Abu Dhabi), ewwwww
3- Clip their nails in the middle of the office!!! That noise annoys the hell outta me
4- Smell of extremely, and I mean extremely suffocating BO. Either GO Take a goddamned shower or use deodorant PLEASE!!!
5- Stare at women passing by, and CONTINUE fixating at them like dogs who haven’t had their MEAT in years!!!

I cant stand it when Women:

1- Take their make up bags out and start putting their powder, eyeliner, blusher, and lipstick in the middle of the office, not the bathroom mind you, but the office, when they could have easily done just that in their rooms before they walked over here!!!
2- Wear open toed shoes/sandals when obviously their feet haven’t seen a pedicure in a decade
3- Spray nauseating suffocating strong perfume (mostly vanilla) thinking that if it still lingers in the air after 10 hours, its sexy, while us mere mortals are coughing our lungs out
4- Wear the lowest rise pants and have their undies peeping
5- Flirt so overtly and start laughing obnoxiously at the lamest jokes ever just because theyre talking to a Col, a CAPT or even a General…

Yup, these are just SOME of the things that annoy me…I can go on and on and on but I prefer to keep it short. This is a small synopsis of the ten things I hate...Things I hate about the people at work...
posted by neurotic_wife at 6:55 PM

22 Comments:

lol...me thinks neurotic should get out of Dodge, before she goes Postal.

June 3, 2008 at 7:33 PM  

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June 3, 2008 at 10:40 PM  

This is a small synopsis of the ten things I hate...Things I hate about the people at work...

Usually your trademark way of ending your posts achieve their dramatic payoff well but due to the trivial nature of this post it felt strangely funny...so strangely funny.

June 3, 2008 at 11:58 PM  

"Ten things I cant stand about the men and women, both the expats AND Military who work here, but I am forced to live with because there is no where else to go in this enclosed T-walled society"
Are you kidding us? You are privlaged to be working with the 'creme ala creme' of US society.

Count your blessings sis.

Sam

June 4, 2008 at 12:56 AM  

"...the 'creme ala creme' of US society..." ROFLMAO

June 4, 2008 at 3:31 AM  

LOL!LOL!LOL!!!!
Bless your heart -- welcome to the real world! This is the way it be the world over!!
Not fun, not glamorous, maybe not civilized -- but you've just described the way it is. Here and there.

In Love and Light --
Chris Em

June 4, 2008 at 5:11 AM  

Anon, I think Im on way to going postal...This place is driving me crazy!!!

KK, I know!!!Youre absolutely right! the post so trivial and then ending didnt sound right...But I needed to vent out since some these things have been happening almost on a damn daily basis!!!

Sam, creme de la creme???Yeah right, Ive worked in places where I was surrounded by "creme de la creme" And this place definitely aint it!!! People here are what we call in Iraqi "shragwa"

Chris Im glad you find it funny...I thought this post is teh lamest one Ive ever written, but these ten things, do annoy me ALOT!!!

June 4, 2008 at 6:58 AM  

NIW,

LOL, you cracked me up by " Sharagwa" good neurotica, you still remember this word, unfortunatelly those sharagwa now days are controlling every thing in every where :(

Yallah cheer up

June 4, 2008 at 9:38 AM  

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June 4, 2008 at 6:50 PM  

Megan, as bad as I felt today, and as depressed as I was your comment just cracked me up! Thank you, I mean it. Thank you, for I needed that laugh...The nerve of that guy!!!That was too funny...I would have probably gotten the clip and started doing it in his ears and see how THAT would make him feel...

June 4, 2008 at 6:56 PM  

BTW, I can also completely sympathize with the public display of 'self adjustment' that runs rampant in the military. I was in the US Army for many years and that type of behavior drove me CRAZY!!!

June 4, 2008 at 7:02 PM  

NIW,

My skin crawls whenever I hear that 'nail-clipping' sound. I used to work in a cubicle with 3/4 walls, so we could see pretty much everyone else we worked with. So this guy sitting in the cubicle next to mine was clipping his nails. First of all, that's completely gross. But to top it off, one of his nails went flying into my coffee cup. It was empty at the time and I heard the little nail land in it with a tiny little 'plink' sound. I almost threw up. I tossed the cup into the guy's trash after showing him what had just landed in it. He never clipped at work again. I think he feared for his life too much to try!

Always,
Melanie

June 4, 2008 at 7:24 PM  

"Sam, creme de la creme???Yeah right, Ive worked in places where I was surrounded by "creme de la creme" And this place definitely aint it!!! People here are what we call in Iraqi "shragwa""

Well think about the bright side of it sis. You have to go all the way to America to see another American scratching his balls.

They have (in a way)brought the circus all the way to you.

Stay entertained.

Sam

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