neurotic Iraqi wife

I have time to blog,yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....Im gonna forget about work for the time being, forget about whats happening around the world and start talking about HUBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY.........It feels like ages since I have complained and vented out, hmmm, I think Ive got a serious bug cuz I feel my neurotic behaviour has diminished immensely, NOT A GOOD SIGN....na'a na'a

I just got off the phone with HUBBY, after having embarrased him and me as well. The phone lines have been pretty bad, and because I see everything as a challenge(something in my weird nature)I keep persisting by dialing his number a zillion times, thinking maybe just maybe it will get through,knowing pretty damn well, if the network is down, it means THE DARN NETWORK IS DOWN....But No, neurotic wife just redials all the time, so in anycase, I stayed trying for 30 mins until, finally a ringing tone, yippeeeeeeee.

Man: H E L L O O O This is bla bla's phone, bla bla isnt around...(some weird guy with a pretty serious voice answered, and was talking soooooooooo slowwwwwwwww as if he was trying to make the point pretty clear) Hmmm, me being me, I thought this was one of his colleagues friends idea of a joke, so I supposedly continued with the joke...

ME: Oh ok, so where is he???

Man: Bla bla is in the restroom (restroom????huh????)Hmmmm

ME: why is he in the restroom?(I swear I really thought the guy was joking)

Man: Bla bla is in the restroom call back in one minute

ME: No I wont call back, it took me ages to get through, I will hold....(by now I thought the guy will just crack up laughing and own up)

Man: FINE, Im in the middle of a meeting, Ill give him the phone once he comes back

ME: Ok( the guy puts down the phone and I can hear another guy talking about a project, UHOH, Big UHOH....ooooooops, this is no joke, shit....hehe

HUBBY then comes on the line, and I just laugh hysterically, Sorry HUBBY, didnt mean to embarrass you like this. HUBBY wasnt amused at all, but I thought it was real funny...You see HUBBY has 2 colleagues whom I call Hykle and Jykle. They always are together and whenever I wanna have a private moment with HUBBY on the phone, I can hear their voices, sometimes I wander what are these guys upto... I mean how do they entertain themselves???Ok they have a vast amount of DVD's and you know what Im talkin about here, but then what???

Hmm, I guess I dont even wanna think out loudly.....So now, with this job, I had the difficult decision to tell HUBBY that his R&R has to wait for until end of February which is around 3 weeks from the propsed date. I feel guilty delaying it,but I have no choice, my contract ends on the 28th of February and I cant do much about it. Besides HUBBY's birthday is in March and its gonna be his first birthday that we celebrate together. So basically the perfect timing. But nooooooo HUBBY doesnt think of it this way.

He drove me nuts once he found out I have a young boss. Well hellllllooooooooooooo......Who kept telling me to find a job????And now that I found one, he starts complaining and acting so weird. But you know what, I LOVE IT, finally HUBBY gets to be jealous, yaaaaaaaaaaay.....Wowwww, if I knew this was gonna happen I wouldnt have sat on my ass all this time,lol......

But then again this job is just for 2 months after that,Im gonna be back here sitting on the net and complaining about HUBBY. And believe you me I will complain cuz apparantely HUBBY is trying to find another job in Iraq AGAIN, after his contract ends this May. I dunno what or how will I react if he does find something. I guess we will have to wait and see what happens after the elections. In my own opinion, I dont think anything will change. I dont think that the elections will result in less violence. I hope am wrong, I hope am real wrong cuz I want it to work, I want Iraq to be free, free of these terrorists. I want Iraq to flourish, to flourish and allow the people to live freely......

Lets see what happens, and lets pray that things will work out for the better No Matter What....